Day 217: Pink, Jack or Jedi? I’m in for all 3!

DAY 217: I’ve vowed to blog at least once a week; I made this vow last week…I failed. In my first week. So much for being successful at this blogging business. I’m renewing this vow, today, right now…I promise to try to blog once a week…note the key word…try. Then again, as Yoda would say, there is no try, only do. Optimistic spin: I am not a Jedi and don’t know Yoda…wait, that’s not optimistic, that sucks. I want to be a Jedi and Yoda (while semi-creepy being all little, wrinkly and green with white ear hair that spouts like Einstein’s fro) seems like a cool dude.

But, is a penis a requirement to be a Jedi? I guess could be a guy, I think it would be fun to be a guy…probably until I was actually a guy. A friend of mine said she could never be a guy because then she’d have to worry about getting laid all the time. She said she already thinks about that often and since guys think about it 10 times more and have to try way harder it would suck to be a guy – simply because it’s not as easy to get laid…she has a point. But I have to say, if I were a guy, I’d be like G. Love or Jack Johnson, I’d be chill. I'd play my guitar, be awesome and the girls would flock to me because well I'd be playing a guitar and I'd be awesome. Those that wouldn't flock, well…I wouldn't want them because they are the kind of girls that don't like the guitar or people that are awesome. And those kind of girls don’t want to get laid anyway. I wouldn't be the dick that doesn't call or a player, I'd just be...no trying to get laid, it would just happen. Actually, you know who I’d be? I'd be Pink. Randall “Pink” Floyd from Dazed and Confused mixed with a little Jack Johnson. Optimistic spin: I am not a guy (which is good news for my boyfriend.)  I don’t have to worry about my nuts chaffing when I play sports (note: I don’t really play sports, but as a guy, I’d have to.)  I also don’t have to worry about getting an erection during a massage or my mom walking in on me when I’m jerking off in the bathroom. I guess being a girl isn’t that bad. Plus, I googled the Jedi question and you don’t have to be a male to be a Jedi. Bonus!

Here's a question for all my readers (what few there are)...females, what do you love most about being a girl and what would be the worst part of being a guy?  Males, give me your take too (best about being a guy, etc.)

I know this entry is shorter than previous entries...I think this may be the key to blogging more often...limiting my entries to less than a million sentences.  Don't be mad, they may be shorter, but hopefully more often.  Until next time...

 

P.S - If I was a guy and a Jedi...I bet I'd LOVE this movie...